Just Say Yes [live, London 1990]

LEONARD: Uh... This next song, uh, has a little introduction. Uh, over... Over in the United States right now, we're going through a, a crisis. I'm sure you've heard about it, it's called The Drug Problem. All right, uh, this is our new, our new record, and it's called, "Just Say Yes."

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You say there's someplace that you gotta be
Find peace of mind and serenity
With a little help from modern chemistry
Twenty-five dollars can buy it

Just say yes
Yes
Just say yes
Yes

You're sliding down that slippery slope
You are the reason why they call it dope
Yelling for someone to throw you the rope
Tell all your friends they should try it

Just say yes
Yes
Just say yes
Yes

I don't know what they're saying
Russian roulette I'm playing
It's straight I should be staying
Inside a chapel praying
My conscience I'll be saving
For now I'll just keep saying yes

Yes
Just say yes

Now I'm age forty-three
Waiting by the phone for a new kidney
I wish it didn't hurt to take a pee
That's not gonna stop me

Just say yes
Yes
Just say yes
Yes
Oh!

[Guitar lead]

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