Junk Fairies

[Verse 1]
This band played at the Metro
About 700 people were at the show
The rock show was awesome
It whupped the pony's ass with a belt

[Chorus]
Junk Fairies
Junk Fairies
Junk Fairies
Junk Fairies

[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The crowd roared like a rhino
The band whupped it up on a horse's ass
The jam session was excellent

[Chorus]
Junk Fairies
Junk Fairies
Junk Fairies
Junk Fairies

[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The show at the Metro was awesome
It whupped the horse's ass

[Chorus]
Junk Fairies
Junk Fairies
Junk Fairies
Junk Fairies

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
General Motors, we never forget who's driving