Junior mint
Draws the line
Shakes his stick
Overbites
And proves he's got a critical mind
Born again
Cashing in
Must be deaf
Going blind
But he's still got a critical mind
You attack like a cop
Lay down the law
But you're under the bed and you want to be on top
You're a blind watchdog and you're easily led
Thought we were the cheating type
But you're the one who believed the hype
And you're the one who fucks celebrities
You're nothing but a nickname
Does it get you behind closed doors
And let you break some rules
So you can get to the core
And break it down to a molecule
You attack like a cop
Lay down the law
But you're under the bed and you want to be on top
You're a blind watchdog and you're easily led
Thought we were the cheating type
But you're the one who believed the hype
Junior Mint was written by Neil Gust.
Junior Mint was produced by Heatmiser.
Heatmiser released Junior Mint on Tue Apr 26 1994.