Jumpin’ Jack Flash

I was born in a crossfire hurricane
I would howl at night in the pourin' rain
But it's alright
Now - in fact it's a gas
Said it's wuh-uh-uh-uh-alright
Said a Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
Ooh, yeah
Shuh-nah-nah-nah-now, honey

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was (downed) with a strap right 'cross my back
But it's alright
Now - in fact, it's a gas
Said it's alright, Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
Ooh, yeah
Shuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-noh, honey

Slash was drowned, he was washed up, left for dead
I looked round (... ? loaf) of bread
I looked down at my feet and saw they bled
Izzy was crowned with a spike right through his vein
But it's alright, now, in fact it's a gas
But it's alright, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
Ooh, yeah
Shuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-no, honey

[Background Lyrics]

(Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas)
(Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas)
(Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas)
(Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas)

[Outro]

Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash, come on
It's a gas
Jumpin' Jack, Jumpin' Jack
I need a Jumpin' Jack
Come on an' bring it back
Jumpin' Jack
That one's for your Mama!