​jude.08

Hey, where are you goin'?

After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out
Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart

What do you believe in, then?

Well, I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high-fiver, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap, I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughta be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf in the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, softcore pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good night

Oh my... Crash?
Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff?
Crash? Crash, wait!