Oh. These are the ground rules. I hook up with one guy a season, usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy. Kinda my own spring training. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far. So I just kinda thought we should get to know each other
Alright, well, why do you get to choose?
What?
Why do you get to choose? I mean, why don't I get to choose, why doesn't he get to choose?
Well actually, nobody on the planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction and timing. I mean, there are laws that we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart
I mean, it's like pheromones. You get three ants together, they can't do dick. You get three hundred million of them, they can build a cathedral
Hmm, so is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?
Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown. You better cool off! Haha, where are you goin?