Jordan Is a Hard Road to Travel

Well, Adam and Eve was playin' 7-Up and the game was goin' at a dollar
Adam flipped a jack at the bottom of the deck over Jordan heard him holler

All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel
All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel

Well it [?] in the east and it [?] in the west so the gold and chariot are common
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All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel
All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel

George says "I walked out in this white world of views and scenes of nature
The Devil stuck his head from a huckleberry bush and I hit him in the eye with a tater"

All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel
All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel

Well, it rained in the east and it rained in the west and I thought that flood was comin'
That Noah built the ark [?] and, uh, floated to the other side of Jordan

All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel
All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel

If you want to cut a dash and you haven't got the cash go to the hotel [?]
When they ask for the page, just tell em right away that you'll pay them on the other side of Jordan

All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel
All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel

Well, I looked to the east and I looked to the west and I saw two Indians fighting
One said "Let's go, you darned old fool. You've got a pair of hope and you're biting"

All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel
All of the good boys, roll up your sleeves
Jordan am a hard road to travel