Jonny Storm vs The Saurus

[Round 1: Jonny Storm]
Now I know I kept the Fresh Coast waiting but I've had to stress probation, shit
But I'm finally in Oakland bitch and I'm surprised you can find clothes that fit
It looks like Wolverine pulled out his claws, closed his fists and punched your face until he fucking broke his wrist
Yo, this queer fuck got a beer gut to match his greasy head
And his definition of freaky sex is when he beats his meat with a piece of pita bread
Yo, you won a lot of shit twice but look at how broke you are
By now you should've known when you're on Poker Stars just fucking fold your cards
See heads came out here to see your next win
They ain't know it'd be a Fantastic 4 reunion with John Storm and Ben Grimm
Battling is your best thing and you've had a great home run
But your music is more like a Czech swing
So you should never say you're great, what you need to do is medicate your face with some Preparation H

[Round 1: The Saurus]
Now people asked if I was gonna call you Arabic or Spanish
Or use comparisons for both, the terrorist mechanic
Or how Johnny Storm, the Fantastic 4 character's a faggot
And Dr. Doom apparently ain't burying the hatchet
But enough of that for now
A bunch of cats say Jon here is a top tier upper class and I'm fucking asking "How?"
Mosh and Knowledge both got jerked, you couldn't hold your own with Juce
So this is one time you should've used parole as an excuse
You're a bitch MC, nobody can disagree with facts
I've been winning majors he's been taking Little League at bats
So why the fuck is Grind Time giving me a match
With a Storm when a real Dizaster didn't leave a scratch
I've been a beast on the warpath for years
Eliminating Storm's rap career until the forecast is clear
The fucking world expects to watch this Jonny guy get Blazed
Cause you lost to Mosh, Collide and Jaze, you should probably die of AIDS

[Round 2: Jonny Storm]
Now bitch, you look like Lightening Jack
If he smoked ice and crack
Got smacked with a spiked bat and the horns of a viking hat
Yo, it's good to be in Oakland, we west coasting
I titty fucked your slut, that's what I call breast stroking
Yo, I'ma flex and choke him, it sounds like your rolls covered the hole that your neck should smoke with
Don't let my bars destroy you
Instead of Clearasil what you using? Olive oil?
Cause your face got more craters than Martian soil
And judging by his swag you can tell that this acne mutant didn't grow up bumping Cali music
So fuck this Gothic fan, you sound so robotic bitch I thought you was a hologram
It looks like your girlfriend was boiling acid in some pots and pans and smacked your face the day you told her that you Juwanna Mann
Shit, and damn you got fat which could explain the infestation of house rats
Cause you keep eating the cheese off of the mouse trap

[Round 2: The Saurus]
Now when I confirmed this shit with Lush there was a bit of some confusion
He said, "You got that Latin dude mayne."
I said, "You're giving me Illusion?!"
He said, "Nah the best from Florida."
"Wait, I'm battling Collide?"
He said, "Nah homie, Jonny Storm"
I'm like, "That faggot's still alive?"
We both laughed
Cause there's a dozen other rappers that are repping Florida greater
So to put an end to Storm today is just a force of nature
You tried to test The Saurus but you met the Lord and savior
I guess that Noriega's having respiratory failure
This Punto Rican's losing steam
Useless freaking human being
Dude, just peep the truth I'm speaking
You should seek a pool to clean
It's not any harder than being a strawberry farmer
I'm dropping the bars bodily harming Jonny the Gardner
Wait, there's something I'm supposed to say I'm hoping you're paying attention
The Golden State has legends, yours has overrated veterans
I could beat you if I said the wrong verses
It's ironic you became the Human Torch by accident but you're a flamer on purpose

[Round 3: Jonny Storm]
I bet this fag knows exactly how his pillows taste
Now, either Gargamel slept on bed of nails or you drown in Crystal Lake
I don't think you ready busta, looking like Eddie Munster trying to smuggle a Chevy bumper
Bitch, you sound like there's cum in your left lung
Just cause you from the W don't mean that you gon' get one
Shit, you the softest rapper in the west son
So how you gon' find your way back to Monterey when you ate all the bread crumbs?
Yo my punches will break his grill
See he's that retarded Spartan that couldn't raise his shield
I don't think you really real
How you considered the best when making a song is your Achilles Heel?
Yo, you won all that shit and you can't get a shitty deal?
Man if we think you failed just imagine how your city feels?
So I'ma silence every rumor
And since when did Freddy Krueger get a fucking belly tumor?
{calls time}

[Round 3: The Saurus]
Everyone listen hard
I was destined to be better at spitting bars whatever the weather conditions are
Get your medical kits, I sever this Mexican bitch apart
Beheaded with missing arms
Don't ever rep your division in the west cause this shit is ours
Now I don't question the cats who set up this match, but how did you get this to happen?
There's several battlers in FL y'all could've selected instead of this has been
Here's a list of every cat that's better at rapping
High Collide, Rugged, Phrases, Mosh, Medina, Farnum, shit even Jessica Rabbit is ahead of this faggot
Wait, I could care less if you're Spanish
Or if your high school gave you a letterman jacket just for picking lettuce and cabbage
Yo, where's the weatherman at? This Storm is finished
Florida's sickest just became a corpse that isn't born for this shit like abortion clinics
Yo, I'm certified crazy though
You joined Fantastic 4 only for the girl to guy ratio
So if you ever try to say you pimped a chick then you're [?]
Cause the only bitch that he's pulling is the Invisible Woman

{O.T.]
{Round 4: The Saurus]
Jonny actually should change his name to Johnny Appleseed
Cause it's clear this fruit didn't fall far from the faggot tree
You're a forgettable Storm that should've never recorded
Even the weather reports said you're getting deported
No one gives a fuck about a show that you're rocking
Really, when's the last time y'all heard of anybody going Storm watching?
Or type in "Jonny Storm" name and start a Google search
You'll either find the Marvel Universe of the most garbage dude on Earth
You stupid [?] of all names why The Human Torch though?
You and that dude Eleagle took exclusive photos for a Cuban porno
This Luchador is walking through a war zone
The closest thing that Latin's have to super heroes is Illusion Zoro
You're pathetic and you're stupid, go ahead and diss my music
I got more sales and fans plus the evidence to prove it
This little bitch is somebody who wishes he could fuck with me
But I just executed you Dominican Republic-ly

[Round 4: Jonny Storm]
Okay, they should've kept this freak locked in a shed
Bitch, you look like the Hellraiser if we took the pins out of his head
See, I'm Providence made, he's from Monterey
That's a part of your state no one even bothers to say
Now you look like some old sculpture from the Parliament days
The amateur artist used to practice carving his face
Shit I'da been quit if I was ya age
Everyone in your town knows that you're a phony
All you brought to the rap game was a wack name and forced multis
So why call Pete "a beast"? And how do you explain his acne?
Well he's from Greece/grease
How you gon' act like I'm so wetback
When you can store more water than that in your neck fat
What you need to do is start drinking some Ex Lax
And after a month of use you might get your breasts flat
Yo I'ma slaughter this faggot and his fraudulent tactics
Cause even if I came and burnt The Saurus to ashes they'd still find a way to rob some Florida bracket
But you'll be fucking tripping dissing other divisions
But never battle outside your home town cause you're nothing but gimmicks