JOINING A FAN CLUB

She turned her night light on and blew him a kiss
He stared back with green crayola eyes
She traced his likeness from the back of her disc
Next to a promise of the biggest prize, oh!

She's joining a fan club, with her friends
Filling her bedroom with tee-shirts and 8 by 10's
He looks dreamy
She's in love from afar
When she's picking up her fallen star

Downstairs the late shows got the age of the rock
The monks on from last sunday at the milky way
Mom's writing checks to the priest on the church singing
Ding dong ding
Cause if you wanna get to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray

She's joining a fan club, with her friends
Filling her bathtub with holy water and amens
He looks dreamy
She's in love from afar
When she's picking up her fallen star

She's joining a fan club with her friends
Filling her bedroom with tee-shirts and 8 by 10's
He looks dreamy
She's in love from afar
When she's picking up her fallen star
Picking up her fallen star

Shake, Shake that booty
Promise and pinochio
You make your money
Now watch that money grow

She's joining a fan club, with her friends
Filling her bedroom with tee-shirts and 8 by 10s
He looks dreamy
She's in love from afar
Cause she's picking up her fallen star

Joining a fan club
Big mistake
I still get heartburn
Thinking of the stamps I ate
Cause I loved him
Before fate crashed his car
See I'm praying for a falling star
I'm waiting for a falling star

Ah ah ah ah ah