[Verse 1]
Joe knew a dude named Scott, Scott used to fuck a lot
He used to bang all the girls who were hot
From one daisy to another, he was one crazy brother
This sucker was just a lazy motherfucker
Girls were dumb enough to get played
Cool and slick as suede, this fool's dick always got laid
Last time he wore a coat was his first time
He had a thirst to get sublime
This brick head had a chick's legs spread
For him that shit was easy as bread
Fuck after fuck, those girls got played-out like chucks
Dames stuck with this shitty pain, trying to be pretty in vain
Scott was gritty with every grain, but no protection
Joe hoped he don't grow an infection, so Joe went to ask a question
Told him how are the bitches on the block
And talked about getting the riches clocked
They did shit and talked about the bad booties
And Joe said yo, single, double, or pills?
Triple? bitches with the ill gets me chills
Scott said he went raw deal all the waya
Joe was all like, yo how you gonna stay a playa
When you got crabs on your hair, and shit on your dick
But Scott said he didn't care, and said he'd still get chicks
After all, there's enough hoes in town
A week later, let's see what goes down
[Verse 2]
Scott just skipped school to get some cat
Spotting the blocks and looking for girl a bit thick, a bit fat
And here comes this girl named Stephanie with an itch
Scott's thinking I'm bone this bitch
She's walking down the block with her body making the talk
Scott knows what to do, so he says nice frock
A little time later Scott's in a position
Now she's in hot, and bothered condition
And by six, they went to Scott's crib to fuck
He's looking forward to get his jimmy sucked
Because she's been prowling for some white guck
40 minutes finally pass, he's gotten his ass
He came out laughing with a story to tell his friends
But that's about the time the glory dispelled and ends
[Verse 3]
A day after Scott went to school to chill
He played enough of a fool to turn ill
From there he went down hill, and thoughts barked
He gotten scarred, and plagued by these disease marks
But he didn't even know, he didn't listen to Joe
Realized he got the ill from the girl boned
Went to the doc only to find out he had another year
So I after the laughter I guess comes the tears