Jesus and Your Living Room Floor

[Verse 1]
When I finally die, won't you bury me in
The same suit that you married her in?
Tell them I was murdered, murdered by a gun
Found, taken down by my long-lost son

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And tell them I was loved
That you always loved me
I know you didn't
But spare them the vision

[Chorus 1]
Of me in my kitchen
Six weeks past extinction
Photo in my hands that are cold as your mother's
Of two children laughing before they got gutted
And now they're a crime scene
They're proof of a story
A story I sell page by page, door to door, I
A story I sell page by page, door to door, I
It's a story I sell door to door

[Post-Chorus]
I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor
I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor
I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and

[Verse 2]
Now every night, I dream of new answers
Of crying in limousines, of faking brain cancer
Please tell them I was eaten by monsters in caves
That they spat up my bones and I could not be saved

[Pre-Chorus 2]
And tell them you're so happy that you got to know me
I know you didn't, but it's better than showing me

[Chorus 2]
Covered in ants in my room on the floor
Still clutching that same old plastic horse
I don't need to know much as long as I am sure, I don't
Need to know much as long as I am sure, I don't
Need to know much as long as I am sure
And I'm always

[Post-Chorus]
I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor
I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor
I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and