Jessica

Alright this is me
And you know what? Can't you see that I love Jessica Levinson
I'm gonna let the whole world let that in and you know what?
She's a great girl even though she's got a couple of problems, she rocks my world and I know that I rock hers
And that's cool, but you know what? This is absurd
Because, well she just loves me as a friend
Well, and maybe that'll be that way til the end
But that's okay with me, ya know
Because I just love this girl and that is that, though
And if I love her selflessly then you know what?
That's just the way it's gotta be and maybe that's the bеst way how to love someone, ya know
Anyway, ow
That kinda hurt my hеart, but it's okay, because this is the end of selfishness
The end of pride
And the end of humility
Wait, am I following?
I dunno, but that's alright, because I am good
And you know what? I think I should just love that bad girl
In that great new way
The way that's selfless every single day
And if the country could learn a little from me
Maybe would - we would - end hypocrisy
God, fuck!
I fuckin' fucked it up!
But you know what? I don't give a mother fuckin' fuckin' fuck
(Chortles)
That's just what I am
A fuckin' crazy little, little, little god damned man
But that's alright, too, because Satan loves me and Satan loves you
And what I mean by that is that there's no evil
We're all good and this is Evel Knievel runnin' over the Grand Canyon into the hole
And what I the fuck am I thinking? Uh, I don't know, but I guess this is just truth coming to you from 2002
Well, wait, nah I'm timeless again and I don't think that will ever fuckin' end, but I think that's fine, because you know what?
I could get used to this rhyme
I could get used to jumping over canyons or just being a motherfuckin' best friend to a girl that really needs one
And you know what, that's cool I'm done, because this song's running out
It's gunna bend soon
And I just said bend and I think I will swoon every time I see her
And you know what?
I love it and I know this'll mean something to her, because everybody wants to be loved