I’m in the Zoo

(Clears throat)

Oh shit
1:34am and uh, I'm doing it (Well...)
This is just the story of my life (I'm making the dream a reality)
Gonna start at the beginning
The beginning of my book
My rap novel (Bitch, you ever do a rap novel? Well I did.)
It's not a dream, I am fully in reality (I have. I am. I am.)
Motherfucker, tell me I'm not living in reality? We'll see about that
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Here we go, here we go

How I found love in the padded room (Ungh)
Is the name they put on my tomb (Ungh)
AK Andresen Publishing (Ungh, yeah ha ha) is the name of the first P-A-G-E (Ha)
Every man has a hero (Ha ha)
I have four (Or is it three? Nope, nope. It's four!)
This story, my life and my heart are dedicated to them
Jayden, Jaxson, Owen and Finley (Ha)
They say that true love lasts forever (Dove coos x 2)
Well, the pain tells me that they were right (In the zoo, in the zoo, I'm in the zoo)
But the truth is, I didn't know what love was before I met their mom and I didn't reach my full potential until she left me (In the zoo, in the zoo)
This is, well (Dove cooing intensifies)
The story of how one boy conquered the world (Ha, yeah, I'm in the zoo, I'm in the zoo)
He was born as a dreamer and he grew into an (Ill-ama, ill-ama, ill-ama, ha, I'm not a llama)
An Illuminati prince and supplanted an Illuminati god by praying with one eye open
And dreaming big
And always hoping
Fucking creativity raw without a condom on
Is this thing on?
I think it is

(Chortles)

Is this a wedding invitation or a funeral procession for the nation?
I think it might be a little bit of both and let me read it to you
Just, so that we're on the same goal (Rush!)
AK Andresen Enterprise (Hush, my baby. Don't say a word. Don't, don't say a word!) (Rush x3)
Aaron Kyle Andresen and Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Rush) (Huh!?) ask for your accompany in this First Day of our Lord: January 0000, AKAD
Join us in multiversinal holy matrimony
As the SS Jolly Rancher descends upon the Aarosphere and the destruction of the G.O.A.T. takes place
The Eternal Mother and the Timeless Father embrace as the Chancellor of Aggro-Popculture, Snardak Ballehoo, rejoices and the Shaletlan is forever restored in eternity

(Snardak Ballehoo's name echoes)

1985 - 2020 and 1986 - 2020

Yo
The time has come to blot out my transgressions
With confessions of manic-depression
And repression
So make concessions for my aggression
Sans oppression
Show discretion without suppression
And enjoy this session of lessons
And expressions
I’m decompressing my psychotic regression
So avoid digressions take notes and ask your questions
I'll address 'em after the succession of this procession
I’m going to need an intervention to treat this obsession (Ha)
But not to freshen your impressions or steamroll this recession
Because I’m making progression toward a new profession
Grab a priest to fight this possession
And come play with me, baby

(Chants to Snardak Ballehoo)

It's time for the, uh
It's time for the foreword
It's time for the foreword
Are you ready for the foreword?
I don't know if you are
I don't know if you are
Well, you know what?
It's gonna come anyways