Jerks Are Really Fucking Sexy

Ugnh

(Laughter)

Ugnh, Ooooo, oooooh, yeah!

(Laughter)

Ooooo, oooooo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaaah!

Alright now I'm back on the roll
On the hip hop flow and I know that I'm gonna go forward
With my vape in my right hand and my dick in the left and I'm gonna shoot across the land
On all of the girls' faces of Infinite Outrageous Races and I know
What?
I don't even know. I don't know. But I'm just gonna, just gonna, ah-ha, flow!
And I am just what I am
This is the MC coming back to his master plan
The guy that's gonna be the best, who's gonna past every test
But I jest that I'm just joking
I'm fulla shit
There's not a single person that thinks this is legit and that's fine
Because I'm the only one that cares
Motherfucker, I'll do this if everybody stares all day and all night
Well, no, I won't do that, cuz I've got stage fright and I don't think that's fun, no
But bring the beat back
Okay, here we go
I've got a baseball hat and it is gold
And the 49ers is on the side. Wait a minute, that was a motherfucking lie, because, well...
They play football and you said you had a baseball hat. And oh my God, ya'll
This is the most absurd thing I've ever said, but you know what? You are still listening to it
And, uh, I don't know
(Laughter)
I don't know. Ha, I don't know
But, I guess this is just me
This is a little emotion coming out can't you see?
And I think this might just really be cool
Because I am a gigantic motherfucking fool
And I am just a dork and a nerd and, well, I'm actually a goober
But there's a story around that I won't tell. No, not yet. No, no, no, I'll never tell
But, I might sometime later. Like, well, after I go talk to Sam Slater
And Jessica Levinson, too
Well, and Kayde Anderson who is dating Sam Slater, but I don't know how long that will be, because, well, they're not showing good chemistry

(Laughter)

That was really mean, and I'm kind of an asshole, but I am really keen
To the fact that I'm a jerk, and that's okay with me, because, well...
Jerks are really fucking sexy

Okay, here we go again
Back on the hip hop flow my friends
And this song is what it's like to be me
Coming to you from 2-0-6, whee!
And wait, no, it's 4-2-5
God damn it, I just went back to 1995 when there was just one area code around Seattle
And it was all just one city, yo
But now there's suburbs and all this other shit and you know what? It's just so fucking confusing
I wanna go north
And I wanna go south
And I wanna go west
And I just want out of this fucking crazy cycle that's inside my brain
This crazy motherfuckin' cycle that I'm insane like my mom and my grandma and everyone else
We've all been on the newspaper, well, no I was just on the Internet
But I still had an article written about my crazy little life it's true
It was on BroBible number two and they said I was the funniest fuck on LinkedIn
And you know what, well, I don't give a squirt of piss because I don't have to be famous anymore
And you know what?
I really abhor all that self-justifed bullshit that I did just to get a little bit of recognition

Aww, that ended too fast