Fuck Em in the Ass

(Quiet laughter followed by a whimsical sigh)

Yeah
Just gonna go back
Gonna go back

Alright, we're laying on the floor
We just watched Bruce Almighty
Your cousin walked out the door
I leaned over, scratched your side and looked you in the eye, smiled that night

And I know in my heart of hearts you won't forget it
Because that's what it is: Love
That's what it is: Love
Alright

Now, I brought it back one time
But that's not the end of this rhyme
Because I've got to find a way to get inside your mind and soften your heart tonight
Because I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
Hey

I used to think that I didn't know how to write about yesterday night
But, I came back again and what I said was that I just thought about side of you in my head
And if a bot's inside of you
Then a bot's inside of me
And if we all love sodomy, can't you see that that's just what it's gonna be?
So, fuck a girl in her ass like that and pull her hair that's where it's at
Because, they like it, they do
Sometimes, they're afraid like you to try new things
And where did that go wrong?
I just don't know, but I think everything's right, so I might just keep on going tonight
Because, I know that's me
And forward's the only direction I see
And I see You and Me
And we're on a jet
And Paul Allen, I've met
And we're flying to the sky while I'm holding your hand
I am your G.U.Y
You see, this is the un-perverse tale of a guy and a Bad Romance that he wrote in jail that he decided to publish after his wife came back and loved it
And he decided that love was meant for more than one person
So he said that he wouldn't be married to anyone and that was that
So that's the new way of love and it's the way I always dreamed of
And I think in my heart you know the same is true
The same is true for you
In this work of art
Yeah, this work of art
This work of art
This work of art
I wanna fart

(Laughs)

I wanna fart

(Laughs)

I wanna fart

(Attempts to fart and fails)

But I can't

(Sighs)

So, that didn't work, and I pushed my butt hole open while I twerked
Come on you stupid motherfucker, stop ruining it
Get in touch with your feminine side