Jeans

[Verse 1]
I'm surrounded by bad losers, they want the worst for me
And I've lost friends along the way, but they held me back anyway
I don't know fear, I come first place
I'm the best of my age, yeah, I'm a dangerous man
I don't call back, I come first place
And I'm cutting me out, why shouldn't I do it?

[Pre-Chorus]
Just to do it
Have to do it
I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it
I can do it just like anybody
Why shouldn't I, why shouldn't I, why shouldn't I
Why shouldn't I do it?

[Chorus]
When I walk in a room, yeah, well I just start walking weird
When they pass me the ball, well I drop it and they say "nice hands"
I took my car for an MOT
And they laughed at my jeans, and the size of my car
What's wrong with my jeans?

[Verse 2]
I specialise in tough love and coming first place
Tell everyone I make my own luck, that's why I come first
I don't take shit, I come first place
Oh there's someone at the door? Well they're gonna have to wait
I don't say thanks, I come first place
No one to thank but myself, no one to ask for a friend

[Pre-Chorus]
Just to do it
Have to do it

[Chorus]
When I speak at the lectern, well I butcher my speech
And in dreams I'm a lawyer being chased by a dog
I queued that song 'cos I like it, ha!
I wasn't trying to say anything about myself or my taste

When I walk in a room, yeah, well I just start walking weird
When they pass me the ball, well I drop it and they say "nice hands"
I took my car for an MOT
And they laughed at my jeans, and the size of my car
The size of my car
What's wrong with my jeans?
What's wrong with my jeans?