Jaxson Robert

[Verse 1]

Sit back and relax
Enjoy this rap or do a jumping jack you fat ass
Jax has come to Trax droppin' laps like a time attack
He's so bad, there's no need to talk smack
You wanna piece of that? Bitch you'd better fix that flat
These words the last gasp of a dad that misses his boy so damn bad
As a motherfuckin' matter of fact
I might snap, activate V.A.T.S. and blow your head back with a wicked right jab, a big black gat or a baseball bat while wearing a Seahawk hat
Dude you'd best duck like Aflac
Here comes the Joe Danger racer that's rad
Kimahri's the name of his cat
Best not make him mad, if you do that is that
And shit, now I feel sad thinking about all the fun times that we had
I'm his dad, shit

[Hook]

This one's for thе dude getting rude, cuz hе don't know who I am
Well if you don't know who I am
Last chance, I'm gon' make you understand
Tell 'em all like:

Get away!
Get away, go!
Get away!
Get away, go!
Get away! (Just stay away from me!)
Get away, go!
Get away!
Get away, go!

[Verse 2]

He's come to kill the bears in Skyrim
Fuck losing, this boy's come to win
Four years old when he lost his father
Walked through hell as a child, the fire grew hotter
But he remained too cool and composed to bother
He didn't falter
His grandpa's name is Bryan like Bosworth
This song is his proverb
One Jaxson Robert, many imposters
Four goals in his first game of soccer
Heart of goal he's come to prosper
Dad's a monster, so Jax hides in the washer then fastens his armor and spaulders grabs a pillow and beats the shit out of his father
If his hair was any thinner he'd be balder
Small and thin and a little bit timid, but if you fuck with this kid I suggest you end it before it gets started or else you're in for an ass-whoopin'

[Hook]

[Verse 3]

I didn't write this song for you
I wrote it for him, so I don't give two fucks if you like it - it is what it is
He loves the Pout Pout Fish and goes "Blub! Blub!"
He loves to shout about shit and plays in the tub
His favorites are Jesus and the Berenstain Bears
He runs around naked, no fucks given - zero cares
He's obsessed with Halo and loves Master Chief
He's got mad game, so he doesn't need to cheat
He fights in the winter with a Super Soaker and loves to scare people
He's a little joker I love him with all of my heart and I'll immortalize it in this art
I will until the day I die want him forever to know why I can't talk to him
So instead I'll talk to you and write these verses in rhyme is exactly what I'll do

[Hook]

[Outro]

(Laughter)
Oh, that's my boy Jaxson
Action Jaxson
I love that kid