Castle Crashers and the Arrival

R’asha d’ana namalak’ta taka talanaya, Falanalayaya!
D’ha shananai, quiolo ya’naya la rhu’dijini Shiligoth ban’ti

(Chortles)

Ban'ti
Ban'ti
Banda'ti
Ban'ti
Ban'ti

Yo, this particular endeavor, my maiden voyage as an a rapper, and veritable defection from the Shaletlan Special Operations Changeling Unit (SSO-CU), also known as Unit Rainbow, housed at Flux, south of Forge, in the 14th Quadrant of the Aarosphere, Section R, is dedicated to the four heroes of my life: the Neserdna-kin of An Akai: Jadney, heir to the Ezrowedan, Blade of the Four Sons; Snojax, founder of the Ba De Ba Hoo, the Orange Werewolf of Bordeaux; N’ewo, wielder of Radamance, Blade of the Wyrmdancer, and driver of many wheeled things; and lastly Lifney, Prince of the Foul Tongues, Hero of the Yazetquan (also known as my children from Earth (Laughter) Jayden, Jaxson, Owen and Finley)

Yo, may the Lifebringers live on, and may the world forever celebrate their story
These stories, my life, my imagination and my heart are dedicated to them

It is said that true love lasts forever – the pain tells me that they were right
I didn’t know what love was before I met my boys, and I didn’t find myself until we parted ways

This is the true story of their love and mine
The story of how one damaged and hope-filled man saved an imaginary land
He was born as a dreamer, grew into an Akian prince and supplanted a Shaletlan god by praying with one eye open, dreaming big, making a wish and losing touch with reality, fucking creativity raw without a condom on and writing a lot of emotionally-stirring, yet absurd, manic-dispression, dispression, depression I don't know, but I'm guessing that it's wrong. This is wrong

This song
Just listen to it, Mom

My mind
And the pain in my heart
You see, I look forward to the future and this is my art that I create, because it gets me through and motherfucka I think you love it, too

(Chortles)

Here we go (x2)
1, 2
Here we go (x3)
1, 2
Here we go
Oh
Here we go (x3)
Oh (x3)

That's my "Oh-face"
And I cannot say that Lumberg fucked her
No, because, well
I was the one that boned her, yeah
And she was my ex-wife and that is really rad

Ughn (x3)

Gonna slip it up to Fuzzknob the Untrustable Sheep King of Infinite Fury, baby. You ready?

[Fuzzknob, the Untrustable Sheep King of Infinite Fury]

Hello, it is me
Your number, number, number one sheep
I rule over the Anno Domino AK Andresen wreckless night that we are sitting in
I lost my accent, but it begins again and there are people outside my door under the steeple of Relroost Isle
Get wild
Eh, wait for the global arrival of the sacrificing kid
The one that doesn't give two ounces of piss