Jared the Footlong Lover by Rucka Rucka Ali
Jared the Footlong Lover by Rucka Rucka Ali

Jared the Footlong Lover

Rucka Rucka Ali * Track #11 On Everything Is Racist

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Jared the Footlong Lover by Rucka Rucka Ali

Release Date
Tue Sep 01 2015
Performed by
Rucka Rucka Ali
Produced by
Ali Payami & Max Martin & Rucka Rucka Ali
About

Jared is Jared Fogle, former subway spokesperson. Why former, you ask? Becaus he got arrested for distributing and owning child pornography and traveling to have sex with minors.

He lost weight with Subway, which is why he was their spokesperson. He was put in jail for 15 years 8 months in 2015.

Jared the Footlong Lover Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Hey there little kids, my name's Jared, I'm a friend
Can I eat a sandwich with you?
How 'bout a footlong, wheat or white, what kinda bread?
Help me squeeze the mayo out this tube

[Pre-Chorus]
Got my mind on your body and your body's only 9
Have a taste of my Teriyaki sauce, you wanna try?
Don't tell your mother
Kiss the cucumber
It's time for supper
I'm the footlong lover

[Refrain]
5
5 dollar foot
5 dollar footdong

[Chorus]
Put me down, you scream and start to cry
Don't be scared, just have a little bite
I'm Jared, I'm the subway guy
Let's do a line
I'm the footlong lover

[Verse 2]
Guess how many kids I could fit in these pants
Have you had the meatballs? They're good
Yes I like my subs like I like my women
I like them 6 and 12, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Got my mind on your body and your body's only 9
Add some chips and a drink for just a dollar ninety-nine
Go get your brother
I got a boner
Would you like that toasted?
I'm the footlong lover

[Refrain]
5
5 dollar foot
5 dollar footdong

[Chorus]
Take a bath with me and close the blinds
Here's some ranch, you got it in your eye
I tuck my shirt in all the time
Now you know why
I'm the footlong lover

[Refrain]
5
5 dollar foot
5 dollar footdong

[Bridge]
Shhh
I gotta boner
Uhh... I'll have the kids meal with extra kids
Got my mind on your body
And your body's only 9
C'mon guys
Even Michael Jackson got three second chances
Have a taste of my Minisub, it grows into a Grinder
How about if I go through your Craigslist history?
Wanna know what my favourite sub is?
Turkey Ham

[Chorus]
Eat this double meaty yummy sub
Tell your parents that you played outside
Chicken's still in the microwave
Each fuckin' time
I'm the footlong lover
Turkey ham
I'm the footlong lover
I like kids, is that a fuckin' crime?
No, please don't fuckin' start to cry
Or you will die
I'm the footlong lover

[Refrain]
5
5 dollar foot
5 dollar footdong
I'm the footlong lover

Jared the Footlong Lover Q&A

Who wrote Jared the Footlong Lover's ?

Jared the Footlong Lover was written by Rucka Rucka Ali.

Who produced Jared the Footlong Lover's ?

Jared the Footlong Lover was produced by Ali Payami & Max Martin & Rucka Rucka Ali.

When did Rucka Rucka Ali release Jared the Footlong Lover?

Rucka Rucka Ali released Jared the Footlong Lover on Tue Sep 01 2015.

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