It Should’ve Been Me [Live]

Presenting the battle of the groups
On my right in every way
And behind me in every way
Bruce and Lance, from Nashville, Tennessee
The sons of the rednecks!

On my left in every way
From Honolulu, Hawai'i
The Reef-aires

A sexist nightmare

One two three

As I passed by
A fine hotel
I saw a little girl
She sure looked swell
I gave her the eye
I tried to carry on
And a big, black Cadillac pullеd up
And, hah, she was gone

(It should've been mе) (With that real fine chick)
(It should've been me) (With that real fine chick)
Oh, that should have been me
(Drivin' that Cadillac)
Yours truly

A little later on
Five minutes passed
And I saw a lady
And she had a lotta class
I was tryna to write her name in my book
Her husband pulled up, gave me one of them
Hah, real dirty looks

(It should've been me) (With that real fine chick)
(It should've been me) (With that real fine chick)
The moral of the story is that it
(Bein' her chaperone) Her and me

Saxophone
Alright now, ah

Down on the corner was this
Real sharp cat
Had-a three-hundred-dollar platform shoes
And a hundred-dollar cowboy hat
He was standin' on the curb
By a fancy Buick DynaFlow
And his voice from inside says
C'mon sugar, let's go

(It should've been me) (With that real fine chick)
(It should've been me) (With that real fine chick)
By now you know who that should have been
(Drivin' that DynaFlow)
I hate to get heavy, but listen to this

I ate some fish and chips
I felt okay
I passed a, uh
Fancy café
I saw a man eatin'
One-a them T-bone steaks
He had a waitress standin' by his side
Feedin' him, Lordy

(It should've been me) (With that real fine chick) It was, oh, good God, I couldn't stand it
(It should've been me) (With that real fine chick) Ice cream and cake!
Where was I?
I was standin' outside, wishin' I
(Eatin' ice cream and cake) It should have been me

Listen, one more time, yeah (With that real fine chick)
(It should've been me) (Gettin' my natural kicks)
That should have been me
(Lovin' those crazy chicks) Believe me

Alright
Thank you, thank you