It’s a trap!

-Verse 1-
I'm a brigand, space be the seven seas
Head hunting Wilkes-Booth in the mezzanine
Nina on my hip, Jon Hamm I'm a mad man
Give me the loot, give me the loot, I'm a bad man
I do damage when I'm brandishing a pistol
Get your hands up and keep them there like a chris show
Trust me, you don’t want to die for some cargo
Turn this to a hostage situation: Argo
It's a trap catch them exiting the orbit
Lay down your arms or prepare to be boarded
Money and mischief is everything we stand for
So put the transport ledgers in the Jansport
Not a smuggler, forever I'm a pirate
Six shooter on my waist that’s a sidekick
Free of the system, we lurk in the black
You're caught before you realize where you're at
Screaming it's a trap!

-Hook-
It's a trap!
On the attack
A cutthroat captain the crew got his back
Let the flag hang black
Let the flag hang black

-Verse 2-
It's a trap grab a ship like it's just for fun
Tell me cap how quick you make the Kessel Run?
I'm a pirate I love to do dirt
There's no question I always shoot first
The first to blast back that’s the first to get the jettison
Here's a sack everybody throw the credits in
In a hurry, hurry up, we ain't got the time
Cause my mind on my money, money on my mind
Not a Jedi, never had a master
Only force that I need is a blaster
Blast past the trash, I'm the prize of the sector
Ransack the crew like the virus in Vector
Independent I answer to myself
Only in it for the women and the wealth
Free of the system we lurk in the black
Now you're caught before you realize where you're at
Screaming it's a trap!

-Hook-