Issyvoo

Upstairs in the lodger's room
Stands Herr Issyvoo
Herr Issyvoo I value you
For the things you do
With your friend, the rich baboon
You met him down at the zoo
With Bertie the heterosexual
And the woman sailor, the anorexic
Who drinks as much schnapps as you do
My back is whale, my cock is too
So middle-class my gimlet eyes
Are Prussian blue, I'm standing in...

Herr Issyvoo, upstairs in your lodger's room
Let's make thunder with our noses and a red balloon

Herr Issyvoo I poo-poo you, you're a clumsy fool
With your friend, the heterosexual Bertie
In the lodger's room
And the woman sailor who makes a fool of both of you

Herr Issyvoo, upstairs in your lodger's room
Let's make thunder with our noses and a red balloon