...IS SOMEONE I NEVER WANT TO BE

[Spoken]
[Left, Center, Right]

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Oh uh- hey man. Uh- you probably won't see this, but uh- I just wanted to let you know that I love your music

And uh- I just got done with your last release and I gotta say, I don't know how you do it

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Heh, you call that music? Bro, you are the most overrated artist I've ever listened to and I mean that

Uh, it's crazy. Every song that I hear from you is just better than the last one somehow, and I think that separates you from other people

What? You produced a couple "big songs" now you think you can sing? Garbage. Honestly it's embarrassing, you should've stayed a tiny background artist

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Uh, I just wanted you to know there's a lot of peoplе like me out therе rooting for you
Your music has gotten me through some stuff man

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-Hated it, and I'm aware that's a strong word, but I mean it
I HATED that release
You need to stop trying to singing bro, It's clearly not working

Uh- and I know how much work you put into all this, and I'm sure it's not always easy, but just remember to keep your head up. I'm really excited to see where you go from here

I'm sick of seeing you on my timeline acting like you are some "huge artist"

Everything you write has been said before
You're nothing new, nothing different
PLEASE never make music again

No one cares about you, I promise you that

Anyway, sorry for the ramble
I'm looking forward to the album though
I know it's gonna be amazing
Anyway, take care man