Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative?
NOFX * Track #7 On Double Album
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Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative? by NOFX
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Performed by
NOFXProduced by
Fat Mike & Bill Stevenson & Jason LivermoreWrited by
Fat MikeAbout
“Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative?” is a play on words on another NOFX song called “There’s No ‘Too Soon’ If Time Is Relative”.
Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative? Lyrics
I don't feel like movin'
I don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin' a little trouble breathin'
Hеy, hey, hey
I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, hey
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give me somethin' to believe in
Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em
I think he might have melted in a wax museum
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give us all a super creepy feelin'
Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative? Q&A
Who wrote Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative?'s ?
Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative? was written by Fat Mike.
Who produced Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative?'s ?
Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative? was produced by Fat Mike & Bill Stevenson & Jason Livermore.
When did NOFX release Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative??
NOFX released Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative? on Fri Dec 02 2022.
What have the artists said about the song?
Fat Mike:
If you’re going to be funny, someone’s got to be the butt of the joke. really went in on Stephen Hawking here. And I wrote it when he was alive! That’s even worse! He didn’t even get to hear it! just saw some video, and I was like, ‘He just said so much that it looked like his teeth were...