Don't Count On Me by NOFX
Don't Count On Me by NOFX

Don’t Count On Me

NOFX * Track #3 On Double Album

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Don't Count On Me by NOFX

Release Date
Fri Dec 02 2022
Performed by
NOFX
Produced by
Fat Mike & Jason Livermore & Bill Stevens
Writed by
Fat Mike

Don’t Count On Me Lyrics

[Verse 1: Fat Mike]
Whenever you're in need, or just feeling down
Remember that I'm probably on tour in a different town
If you're in a bind or feeling against a wall
Please don't make me one of the first people that you call
And I mean this very sincere-ishly

[Chorus: Eric Melvin]
Don't count on me, 'cause I'm the worst
If I'm there, it'll be a surprise to so many other friends that I'd call first
It's not that I don't care, I just don't care very much
'Cause I'm either on the spectrum, or just plain out of touch
That's who I am, that's what I do
I could change if I wanted to, but I don't

[Verse 2: Fat Mike & Eric Melvin]
But if you really (But if you rеally)
Need someone to count on (Need someonе to count on)
To bring you stress, to extinguish happiness
And anxiety and duress
You can always count on me

[Chorus: Far Mike, Eric Melvin, Fat Mike and Eric Melvin]
'Cause I'm chalant, I'm inspiteful
I am peccable and compliable
I'm a cockroach in a salad
I'm invalid, not invalid
I'm an empty diary
As useful as a college degree
I put the "emo" in chemotherapy
If you ever really need some one to be there

[Chorus: Fat Mike]
Don't count on me
I'm just a clown
I'm gonna wind you up
I'm gonna cheer you down
I made the choice
To accept what people think of me
I'll be your whipping boy
Or your friendly effigy
I'll even go down for the count

[Chorus: Eric Melvin]
Don't count on me
I've no hand to lend
I was born in the beginning
So I won't be there in the end
So feel free to call me friendly
Just please, don't call me friend

[Interlude: El Hefe & Fat Mike]
After thirty years I'm still the new guy
Sometimes guitaring feels like work
When I feel like Chekov or Sulu
And Fatty's Captain Kirk
I think he's the punk rock William Shatner
I can see the similarity
His clothes are too tight
He's out of touch and lacks sensitivity
Don't look at me like you're in shock
Smelly is our redshirt, he sure ain't Mr. Spock
And Melvin is a Klingon, look, they've got the same shaped face
And I'm sorry to tell you, Hefe, but in the future
There's still no Mexicans in space

[Chorus: Fat Mike]
So don't count on me
'Cause I couldn't be prouder
The coke I shared with you
Was just crank and baby powder
Just like Cokie the Clown
I'm gonna wind you up
I'm gonna cheer you down
'Cause this is what I consider fun
Making you think the song was already done

[Outro: Fat Mike]
So don't count on me
Don't count on me

Don’t Count On Me Q&A

Who wrote Don’t Count On Me's ?

Don’t Count On Me was written by Fat Mike.

Who produced Don’t Count On Me's ?

Don’t Count On Me was produced by Fat Mike & Jason Livermore & Bill Stevens.

When did NOFX release Don’t Count On Me?

NOFX released Don’t Count On Me on Fri Dec 02 2022.

What did NOFX say about "Don't Count On Me"?

Fat Mike:

I had so many lyrics for this that some of [the
lyrics] just became a new song within the same song. When you write a double album, you write things that you wouldn’t normally write, and that’s why thought of things I wouldn’t normally do. The first song on Single Album, ‘The Big Drag’, i...

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