Iron Maiden

[Skit]
Hello. Time to wake up. Are you awake now? Can you hear me? It's time to wake up, sir. I've got a little history lesson to teach you here before I have to go and tend to our guests. Now, referring back to our conversation we were having before you took your little nap. The device that you were inquiring about which is the same device you are inside of right now is called an iron maiden. The iron maiden is a torture device consisting of a solid iron cabinet with a hinged front and spike-covered interior sufficiently tall to enclose a human being. The first story sighting the iron maiden was composed in the nineteenth century. The function of iron maidens closing by themselves is considered to be a myth hyped by the belief that people of the middle ages were uncivilized. Evidence of their actual use is very difficult to find. But as in this case, most of the people who witnessed the use of the iron maiden, normally the ones who brutally die inside of it. But don't worry. You can't scream yourself to death, however. Because between your organs that have just been punctured and your loss of blood you should be crossing over very soon. Have no fear, though. I will be a gentleman and wait right here with you until the very end
I assure you, you are very close. Now, now, it's okay. You're doing better than me. I'm sure I would have passed out minutes ago. Keep up the good work, Mr. Lucky. I promise you, we're all rooting for you