Introduction part 2: Larry Lewis

I've always thought dirty,so it came as no surprise when my publisher, Ed Simmons, asked me to edit "The Tyler Commission Hearings On Sex Addiction". Ed is a leading publisher of books designed to arouse the prurient interest of the reader. In bookstores, throughout America, people stand in endless lines up to their hips in lascivious drool waiting to buy Ed's current bestseller, Can't Keep It Down... Ed made his editing offer to me at this year's Writers of Lewd Fiction (W.O.L.F.) Convention held in San Francisco. I was one of the nominees for the W.O.L.F. Award. This award is given to the erotic novel which gives males in the age group 60-75 an erection throughout the entire reading of the novel. It's the top W.O.L.F Award and the writer who wins it must have written one helluva piece of erotic literature (not to mention mind over flaccid matter). There were seven dirty books nominated for the W.O.L.F. Award and I knew I was ahead of five of them in points. The five: GET THE SHAFT-This moving novel is what used to be called a social document. It demostrates with harrowing examples that there is nothing ennobling about desperate ill-paid labor. But it also evokes a world where pride and purpose survive only by virtue of a resilient will. MAKE ME SCREAM-Allegorically, is an understatement about the deferred dreams and foreclosed possibilities of the treacherous ambiguities of sex. The problem is that the main character, Mary Lou, is certain that there is an inverse relationship between her desire for an orgasm and her ability to achieve one... TITS GALORE-On the surface, this novel is pure knockabout farce. Beneath that surface, however, there is a great deal more for it is a parody of personality packaging and what happens when the packageis unbundled.