Introduction (One Piano) - Live

[Stilgoe, Skellern, both]
[Spoken]
I can’t play this piano

You say that every time

I can’t. What are we going to do?

I dunno about you, but I’m gonna play MY piano

Oh, I see. Sorry about this. Good evening. Welcome to the world’s first pro celebrity piano recital

[Laughter]

During the course of this evening, I shall sing several songs that were topical in 1971, and Peter Skellern will favour you with a medley of his hit

[Laughter]

You… you will notice that, um, we have a slight problem

YOU have a slight problem

WE have a slight problem, in that the management has only provided ONE decent piano… for Petеr…

Look, why don’t you get rid of yours? Take those away, and I’ll play somеthing

Well, just this once. Something fast, short, and lively. Get the thing going. Right?

[Skellern plays intro to "You're a Lady"]

[sings] Now the evening...

[interrupting] I think it's a pity to waste that one so early on, don't you? I think so. We're going to find a way of sharing this piano

My piano

Your piano. Yes