Intro

Yo, yo, yo
This right here is a poem that I wrote for you
You shouldn't plagiarize it because that is unethical and unfair to me
This poem is about my life, my aspirations, and my struggles

I was born in Wilmette and I have a pet dog named Pepper
He's a leper and I carry him around in a Tupperware box
On my head is golden locks
In my heart is a picture of my family
Lost to divorce but we live pretty happily
Eat no milk 'cause it makes me shite
I wish NSYNC would reunite
I'm a rap star, plus I'm gorgeous
I write prose like Jorge Borges
Poetry flowing from my mouth like vomit
Flaymation, Wallace and Gromit
Blingity bling bling, ho in a handbag
Obese rhymes, I spit sandbags
In ninth grade, fetal pig dissection
Sophomore year, got a yeast infection (two times!)
Haters be everywhere, they all up in my hair
Words to my people on Green Bay Road
If you don't know, now you know