Intro

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Hello, Sarsippius here
Embassador à la narrator love doctor très chic
I would like to guide y'all to the high tones, low tones, mid range, dbx range, sock it to me range
Busting out raw like sushi
We're about to clear out all that nasty, sticky, funky, junky wax out your ears with some infecto-groovalistical hybrid, high octane, non-corporate jams - past, present and a taste of the future
These jams are hot!
Hot like salsa picante de nana Funkenstein, 'cause it's all about comida de nana

So let's throw, funky junkies

TURTLE WAX!