Intro

[Skit: Ben Harmon, Tate Langdon & Teacher]
So these fantasies started two years ago, three years ago? When?
Two years ago, it's always the same, it starts the same way
How? Tell me?
I prepare for the noble war. I’m calm; I know the secret. I know what's coming, and I know no one can stop me, including myself
Do you target people who have been mean to you or unkind?
I kill people I like
Can I help you?
Some of them beg for their life, I don't feel sad, I don’t feel anything. Its a filthy world we live in, it's a filthy goddamned helplеss world, and honestly? I feel like I'm helping to takе them away from the shit and the piss and the vomit that run in the streets. I'm helping to take them somewhere clean and kind. And there's something about all that blood man. I drown in it. And the Indians believed that blood holds all the bad spirits, and once a month in ceremonies they would cut themselves to let the spirits go free. There's something smart about that. Very smart. And I like that. You think I'm crazy?
No. I think you're creative, and I think you have a lot of pain you’re not dealing with
My mother’s probably worried about me, right?
I'm sure she is
She’s a cocksucker. I mean, literally, a cocksucker. She used to suck the guy off next door all the time, my dad found out, and he left. He left me alone with a cocksucker, can you imagine? How sick is that?
I've heard a lot worse
Cool, can you tell me some? I like stories
No, I can't
The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamned horror show. There’s so much pain you know. There's so much