Intro

[Dialogue]
Hello! And welcome to...
What is a fucking Conrank
In this series
We aim to uncover the ancient and unanswered mystery of the Conrank
What is it? Where did it come from, and what does it do?
Some say it's a hermit
That locks itself away in a dark and soundproof room
Only appearing for bowls of noodle soup
Others say it's a wizard that roams North America
And that it's mating call cannot be heard, but only felt
One young scientist says it hits a perfect fifty hertz
My theory is that Conrank is nothing, but also everything
And that it lives within us
Let's begin this journey of discovery together