Army Skit

[Intro: Narrator]
Feeling like we weren't getting anywhere
We decided to turn to the social media platform Facebook
After a little bit of research
We found a page entitled, "Conrank's Army"
After being accepted into the group
We managed to catch up with a few members of the army
To find out exactly what they feel a Conrank is

[Dialogue: Member 1]
What is a Conrank you say?
A Conrank is the answers to the universe
Tied up into a knot, into an enigma
Which is boxed up into the sound you were hearing at the moment

[Dialogue: Member 2]
What the fuck is a Conrank?
What the fuck is a Conrank?!
If you have to ask me that
Then you don't even know what beef is

[Dialogue: Member 3]
Ooh, yeah, dude
Like a fuckin' Conrank, bro?
That's like that fuckin'...
Like, where it's like...
Yeah, exactly, like that, bro

[Dialogue: Member 4]
I'm not quite sure what it is
But I don't appreciate you asking me

[Dialogue: Member 5]
What's a fucking Conrank?
A Conrank is energy
That, uh, emotion
The goosebumps you feel when the bass drops
That's a fucking Conrank

[Dialogue: Member 6]
Uh, I think it's something you crank?

[Outro: Narrator]
Sadly, they seemed as in the dark as I was