Interrogation Song

Bard, let's begin

Describe the day you played Berlin

Andrei: We rehearsed and then we walked about

We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut

Owen: That night at 10:03

Were you inside the portrait gallery?

Andrei: From 10:00 'till 10:04

Was when we did the show's encore

Greg: Hm, Dragon, we've got our doubts

Can you confirm your whereabouts?

Andrei: My alibi is water-tight

The audience saw me sing all night

Owen: Monsieur, we know you did the crime

Andrei: I was on stage that whole time

Ask who sang Rainbow Connection

Topher and Jacques: Thank you, Bard

No more questions

Owen: Jane, you could end up locked inside

Now's your chance to save your hide

Jane: Gentlemen, I did not know

It's a crime to steal the show

Greg: Tell us how the art was taken

Owen: If you want to save your bacon

Jane: I haven't seen your missing art

All I've stolen is audience's hearts

Greg: We can give you a plea deal

Owen: All you have to do is squeal

Jane: I'm not a thief, I don't know how

All I've ever taken is a bow

Owen: Will we catch the babe that did this job?

Greg and Owen: Thank you, Jane

No more questions

Owen: You know, I think they did it

Greg: No they didn't

Owen: Yes they did and we can pin it

Greg: If they did how did they do it?

Owen: If they didn't how did they didn't?

Greg: If they didn't then it's easy cause they simply didn't do it

Owen: If they didn't then I knew it but we've nothing I can prove iiiiiiiiit!

Greg: Do you remember what you did

On the night you played Madrid?

Isaac: I was hit by a raging bull!

And rushed offstage to the hospital!

Owen: Isaac, what do you know

About the sculpture theft at Madrid's grotto?

Isaac: I never saw the stolen busts!

I spent the night in bed, concussed

Greg: The truth, Isaac

The clock is tickin'

Isaac: You don't believe me? Ask my pig

Squirt was there, he'll cooperate

Owen: Madam, are you willing to cooperate?

Owen and Greg: Thank you, Isaac

No more questions

Owen: Let's go from the start

What do you know about the stolen art?

Owen: To help with our investigation

Can you do a full translation?

Owen and Greg: Thank you, Baby Einstein Puppets

No more questions!

Owen: They didn't

Greg: No they didn't

Owen: There's no way the did the crime

Greg: They couldn't they're to stupid

Owen: They're not criminal masterminds

Greg: We do not know who did it but we know who didn't do it

Both: So we know who didn't do it?

Yes we know who didn't do iiiiiiiiit!