I’m Number One

I'm number one

You're number two

We're criminals at large

But I'm at larger than you

I'm number one

You're number two

I believe in equality

As long as you get less than me

I'm one

"You're one."

You're number two

"I'm number two."

You may think that you're smarter

But I'm smarterer than you

I'm number one

You're number two

You're lucky to be number two, not number three

I can see by the look in your eye, you want to get a bigger piece of the pie

One day, you'll get your chance

But in the meantime, you've got to dance, monkey, dance!

Dance, monkey, dance!

Chris: I'm number two

He's number one

I can't believe I'm working for a diminutive

I'm number two

He's number one

"I'm number one!"

You know life's gone to the dogs when your boss does ballet

I can see it's just a matter of time before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line

It won't be long 'till I get my chance

But in the meantime, I've got to dance, monkey, dance

Andrei: Dance, monkey, dance

Andrei: I'm number one

Chris: He's number one!

Andrei: You're number two

Chris: I'm number two!

Andrei: That's it, kid

There you go

Now step aside

This ain't your show!

I'm one

Chris: (Mockingly) I'm one!

Andrei: I'm number one!

Chris: Yes, we know!

Andrei: I'm...

Chris: He's...

Both: Number one!