Interlude #1

[Father]
Okay, kids. You know Santa is coming This is going to be the last Christmas carol

[Kids]
Yay!
*humming to the tune of “Deck the Halls*

[Kid #1]
Daddy, somebody’s at the door

[Father]
Okay, honey. Just a minute

*door opens*

[Father]
Hi, there. Can we help you?

[So Icey Grinch (Lil Meta)]
Turn that fucking shit off!

[Kids] *screaming*

[So Icey Grinch]
Everybody get on the ground, now! It’s the So Icey Grinch!

[Father]
Kids, run! Run, kids! Kids, run!

[So Icey Grinch]
Give me all of your presents. Everything

[Father]
Oh, my God!

[So Icey Grinch]
Kids, I’m here to steal Christmas

[Father]
Nooooooooo!

[So Icey Grinch]
*laughs evilly*