Cold Christmas

[Intro: Mike da Rockman & Lil Meta (played in reverse)]
Help!
I am Lil Meta
Help, let me out!
Please don’t let this mixtape fool you
Don’t listen to him, please!
The So Icey Grinch
It’s a character I play
He’s crazy, no!
That you will soon
Meet the real me
Please somebody, help me!
Beware
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[Chorus: David Blayne]
It’s gon’ be a cold Christmas, man
And I ain’t talking the weather
It’s gon’ be a bunch of goons out lurking
So you better be careful
‘Cause if you get caught slipping, man, I’m headed for you
And ain’t nobody around gonna cater to you
So it’s best to mind your business and do what you do
Ooooh, ooh, oh, they coming for you

[Verse 1: Lil Meta]
Follow me through the neighborhood
I’ma take you to the side where it’s all good
You could leave your doors open all times of night
‘Cause on this side of town, ain’t no robber in sight
You can wear your jewelry, too, don’t tuck it in
If you see someone in black, remember, that’s your friend
If they approach you with a gun, just tell them stop playing
Aye, you’re safe from me, dog, that goes without saying
Don’t worry about nothing, everything is good
So meet the neighbors in your brand new neighborhood
Don’t worry about nothing, everything is good
So meet the neighbors in your brand new neighborhood

[Chorus: David Blayne]
It’s gon’ be a cold Christmas, man
And I ain’t talking the weather
It’s gon’ be a bunch of goons out lurking
So you better be careful
‘Cause if you get caught slipping, man, I’m headed for you
And ain’t nobody around gonna cater to you
So it’s best to mind your business and do what you do
Ooooh, ooh, oh, they coming for you

[Verse 2: Lil Meta]
Now the neighborhood know me here as your dope key
Thanks for choosing the Saharelo Realty
Don’t forget my namesake if you got a question
My extension’s triple six, not triple seven
Your house where the party is, it’s gonna be tonight
The neighborhood’s is coming over with me and my wife
We’ll be there around six, so get yourself together
The dress code is all red ‘cause you look better
So gon’ get yourself settled, I’ll see you later
‘Cause tonight, we gon’ party with all the neighbors
So gon’ get yourself settled, I’ll see you later
‘Cause tonight, we gon’ party with all the neighbors

[Chorus: David Blayne]
It’s gon’ be a cold Christmas, man
And I ain’t talking the weather
It’s gon’ be a bunch of goons out lurking
So you better be careful
‘Cause if you get caught slipping, man, I’m headed for you
And ain’t nobody around gonna cater to you
So it’s best to mind your business and do what you do
Ooooh, ooh, oh, they coming for you

[Verse 3: Mike da Rockman]
Say, thanks for your help, man, see ya
Six on the dot, you better be here with your people
As I closed the door, it slammed itself shut
I heard footsteps on the next level up
What? On the next level up?
There’s footsteps on the next level up?
How the Hell that make sense? How the Hell that make sense?
Man, this house has been vacant since June 6th of ‘06
Oh, no! Wait a minute, June 6th of ’06?
That’s 666
Oh, no, the floor’s caving in
Man, I’m finna fall through and oh, I’m in

[Outro: Mike da Rockman & Lil Meta (played in reverse)]
Help!
I am Lil Meta
Help, let me out!
Please don’t let this mixtape fool you
Don’t listen to him, please!
The So Icey Grinch
It’s a character I play
He’s crazy, no!
That you will soon
Meet the real me
Please somebody, help me!
Beware
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