Inadvertent Christmas Song

Christmas Eve in Birmingham
Dayton on the phone
If we make it to Louisville
I'll be coming home, I’ll be coming home

Let that Econoline roll
Seventy-five miles an hour up that interstate
Lord I can't quench my thirst, 'cause I’m still two states from home

There's forty-six miles to go
And it's 1:17 and what I've got to know is
If I drive straight to your house, will you be at home?
We'll go out for a drink at one of the two bars we know
The two bars we know