Immune

The police, the Mounties, feder-al
Lawmakers in forty-six counties
All be after me for something stupid
Wrongfully accused, I didn't do it
Shoot, kid, they got me runnin, I'm gunnin'
No bones about it, they want me done in
Face down in the mud from a bludgeon
Blow to the head to stop the T from trudgin'
Can you imagine a fate worse than that?
Outlined chalk with a hole in your back
Well, I can, but it ain't gonna happen
I'm gonna keep on runnin', keep on rappin'
Never get caught in the crossfire trap, an'
If I do I won't fall
I won't even need a Band Aid y'all

They're gonna break your legs in a booby trap
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Spill hot coffee on your lap
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Clog your nose up with donkey crap
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Crush your skull with a steel-toe tap
Nah, man, I'm immune

Nothin' here

Since before I was born, been a fugitive
Mom and dad didn't want no kids
Got condom to prevent me, sperm entry
All it did was tempt me
To bust on through the safe sex and protection
Tail in the air with my muscles flexing
Swimming through the hot tide of spermicide
No doubt I was gonna survive
And then it hit me, bam, made me say 'Goddamn'
Mom had a diaphragm
But it wasn't enough to stop the T
Renegade sperm with a plan to plant seed
Like a farmer soon to be
Plowing straight through to the ovaries
Home free with an egg to impregnate
Made my way past the latex gate
Laid low for nine months straight
Dipped in the cut, buildin' my strength up
'Til my reign of terror could commence on Earth
Immune to death since my day of birth

They got billy clubs and baseball bats
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
A hundred butts with a thousand cracks
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Steam rollers that could squash you flat
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
An overdose with a heart attack
Nah, man, I'm immune

We interrupt this show with a special report
Little T's on the loose and he can't be caught
? by the feds ? tickle
The man's on the phone and he's all in a pickle
This MC is an invincible criminal
Consider him an armed and dangerous original
Let the whole town ? critical
Defenses are down and prediction is pitiful
No leg pullin', huh, no pretendin'
If you see him in the street, don't try and apprehend him
Cuz it won't work, no matter how hard you try
Kick him in his nuts, punch him in his eye
Shoot him ten times and he just won't die
Ah, hide your daughters, your wives, be advised
Stay tuned, alert and stay inside

I (I) M (M) M (M) U (U) N (N) E (E)
Calling all cars, it's Little T

They could black your eye with a backhand slap
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Tear your gear, smear your pap
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Tie you down to the railroad track
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Kill you dead with a four four gat
Na na na na na, na na, na na

You don't even know all the ways they tried to catch me
Pick me up, arrest me
I guarantee every cop in this world detests me
Because I'm pesky
Nah nah-nah-nah nah, come and get it
They sent a rabid dog in so I fed it
It bit my arm off and I bled it
Sewed it back on with a needle, I thread it
Yeah, I didn't feel a damn thing
No anesthetic needed, no sling
Nothin' up my sleeve, no string
I'm immune to everything

They can clog your arteries up with fat
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Squeeze your head 'til your brain goes splat
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Pow, zam, biff, pop, thwap
Nah, man, I'm immune to that
Take your mic away so you can't rap
Oh, that would be horrible