III

[Verse 1: Matt Aspinwall & Adam Demirjian]
I know I've been gone for so long
But I'm sure that you'll forgive me, give me
I'd love to climb you but I'm way too busy
And I know that you've got no apples left
This time I need something else
Something else
Something else

[Verse 2: Matt Aspinwall & Adam Demirjian]
I need a wife
I need some kids
I need a house to protect them
I need a dog, a picket fence
I need a roof over our heads
I need a van for soccer games
And groceries from supermarkets
I need a wife
I need some kids
I need you to supply all of this

[Bridge: Adam Demirjian]
Something else
So-o-o-o-
Something else (Something else, something else)
Else, else

[Verse 3: Matt Aspinwall]
I didn't feel a thing
When I cut off all your limbs
I built a house and married
An incredible woman
But had I known
This wouldn't last
I'd be more careful
With what I asked
Now you have no limbs
And I have no home
Now you have no limbs
And I have no home

[Refrain: Adam Demirjian, Matt Aspinwall & Adam Demirjian]
We are the same
We are alone
We are the same
We are alone
We are the same
We are alone
We are the same
We are alone
We are the same
We are alone
We are the same
We are alone
We are the same
We are alone
We are the same
We are alone

[Outro: Ron Livingston & Michael McShane]
"So, I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
"Yeah."
"I'm sorry."