If Those Tears

Practice what I'll tell you when you know
Your girl and I thought just of you
We promised no emotion
We quit when we were through

I'll give her a hug just like a handshake
I'll give you one that's just the same
You'll say "Just don't stab my back"
To see if I'm ashamed
As I promise not to touch her for a thousand years

I don't know if those tears will come so smooth