If I Was a Man

If I was a man I’d just maybe hit you up
I’d tell you that you’re cute and we could fall in love
If I was a man I would act so very tough
I’d withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches
But I’m not a man I am just a little boy
If I tried to make a move, you'd just get annoyed
But you’re all over my dreams like you’re fucking corduroy
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy

We could go on dates
We could be so cute
We could hold hands
And I’d tell you that you’re beautiful
I think it’s fate
I think it’s resolute
I can see you in a dress
I can see me in a suit
I just have to send a text I just have to say hi
I have to sack up and look you in the eyes
The only thing left is for you to reply
I think I just might do it I think I can be your guy

But I’m too fucking scared
Too fucking scared

If I was a man I’d just maybe hit you up
I’d tell you that you’re cute and we could fall in love
If I was a man I would act so very tough
I’d withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches
But I’m not a man I am just a little boy
If I tried to make a move, you'd just get annoyed
But you’re all over my dreams like you’re fucking corduroy
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy

We could be a Pam and Jim
If I started answering
Your texts oh god oh damn I think
I’m losing my whole sanity
I need to calm down and breathe
Count my breaths like 123
I think you are the one for me
I think you are the one for me
Think you are the one for me
Baby girl now can’t you see
I’m here for you you’re there for me
Love absolutivally
The krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
Baby girl now can’t you see
I think you are the one for me
I’m just thinking honestly
There must be a prophesy
A journey like the Odyssey
That circles back to you and me
We can live in harmony
We can live in modesty
Cause all I need is you and me
All I need is you and me

But I’m too fucking scared
Too fucking scared

If I was a man I’d just maybe hit you up
I’d tell you that you’re cute and we could fall in love
If I was a man I would act so very tough
I’d withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches

If I was a man I’d just maybe hit you up
I’d tell you that you’re cute and we could fall in love
If I was a man I would act so very tough
I’d withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches
But I’m not a man I am just a little boy
If I tried to make a move, you'd just get annoyed
But you’re all over my dreams like you’re fucking corduroy
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy