I Steal Everything by Team StarKid (Ft. Denise Donovan, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jeff Blim, Jim Povolo, Joseph Walker, Lauren Lopez & Meredith Stepien)
I Steal Everything by Team StarKid (Ft. Denise Donovan, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jeff Blim, Jim Povolo, Joseph Walker, Lauren Lopez & Meredith Stepien)

I Steal Everything

Team StarKid & Jim Povolo & Denise Donovan & Jaime Lyn Beatty & Joseph Walker & Meredith Stepien & Lauren Lopez & Jeff Blim * Track #2 On Twisted: The Untold Story Of A Royal Vizier

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I Steal Everything by Team StarKid (Ft. Denise Donovan, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jeff Blim, Jim Povolo, Joseph Walker, Lauren Lopez & Meredith Stepien)

Release Date
Thu Nov 28 2013
Performed by
Team StarKidJim Povolo & Denise Donovan & Jaime Lyn Beatty & Joseph Walker & Meredith Stepien & Lauren Lopez & Jeff Blim
Produced by
StarKid Productions
Writed by
A.J. Holmes & Kaley McMahon
About

In the song “One Jump Ahead” from Aladdin, he ends the opening verse with the words “I steal only what I can’t afford – and that’s everything.” This version of Aladdin uses the same words to lead into “I Steal Everything”, taking that thought to its natural conclusion. Aladdin takes everything he wa...

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I Steal Everything Lyrics

[ALADDIN]
Want food, but got no money?
I'm screwed, or so it would seem
That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme
Just steal everything!

(spoken)
Alright, monkey, let's feast!

[MONKEY, spoken]
Yeah, yeah!

[ALADDIN, spoken]
Ugh. Raisins. I hate raisins
Hey, little orphan kids, you guys hungry?
Want some bread?

[ORPHAN KID, spoken]
We do, sir

[ALADDIN, spoken]
Fetch, you fucks!

(Sung)
For real, I'm not that picky
I'll steal whatever's in sight
Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight

[ORPHAN KID, spoken]
Hey, my crutch!

[ALADDIN, sung]
It's mine now, loser
I steal everything

[CITIZEN, spoken]
Bread! Bread for sale! Reasonably priced for these hard times!

[ALADDIN, spoken]
Ah, hey there, friendo!

[CITIZEN, spoken]
Not you again! Please, you—you just stole a loaf of bread from me this morning!

[ALADDIN, spoken]
Yeah, and you gotta stop putting raisins in it, man
I hate raisins
I was talkin' to Monkey about it, and he thinks we should just kill you!
But I was like, no, Monkey, that's crazy!
But now I'm kinda thinking... yeah
...No more fucking raisins.

(Sung)
Did you know in this barbaric country
They only give you money if you work
Thanks, but no thanks, the man
I'll keep stealing all I can
Instead of being a fascist yuppie jerk

[CITIZENS]
Hippie!
Fucker!
Slacker!

[ALADDIN]
Sucker!
Who would seek employment
When life offers such enjoyment?
Anything I get, I can get for free
Besides, the economy's shit
So I make haste when making exits
Get chased by a murderous mob
Hey man, still beats getting a job

(spoken)
Am I right?

[OLDER WOMAN, spoken]
Getting in trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?

[ALADDIN, spoken]
You're only in trouble if you get caught

[WOMAN, spoken]
Aladdin?

[ALADDIN, spoken]
I'm in trouble

[WOMAN, spoken]
After that night we spent together, my belly grows big with child
My father says that you must marry me now, or I'll bring dishonor to my entire family

[ALADDIN, spoken]
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
I can't give up on my dreams and settle down just because your dad's being a dick
Besides, if I do marry, I want it to be for love

[WOMAN, spoken]
Oh, Aladdin... I understand

[ALADDIN, spoken]
You're such a special girl, Jezebel.

[WOMAN, spoken]
Who's Jezebel?!

[ALADDIN, spoken]
Uh oh - Busted!

[WOMAN, sung]
Asshole!

[ALADDIN]
Oh, wow

[WOMAN'S FATHER]
Douchebag!

[ALADDIN]
Hey now!
Just one question, why, man?

[WOMAN'S FATHER]
'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen!

[ALADDIN]
That's completely fair, but in my defense
Dude, your daughter's hot
I feel that it's my duty to steal, 'cause stealing's an art
I'll steal clothing and shelter, whatever I lack
Candy from babies, the shirt off your back!
Credit, identities, thunder, and scenes
Intellectual property, whatever that means
And if you'll look closer
This poor little orphan will steal your heart

I Steal Everything Q&A

Who wrote I Steal Everything's ?

I Steal Everything was written by A.J. Holmes & Kaley McMahon.

Who produced I Steal Everything's ?

I Steal Everything was produced by StarKid Productions.

When did Team StarKid release I Steal Everything?

Team StarKid released I Steal Everything on Thu Nov 28 2013.

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