I Starred In That Movie

[Verse 1]
Hey all you fellas let me fill you in
You can't just fool her with you foolish grin
You've got to pay respects unto the weaker sex
Forget the movies you've seen
Up on the silver screen
Don't tell her things that you don't mean

[Chorus]
I starred in that movie just the other night
The script was shaky but the plot was tight
I starred in that movie and it's plain to see
You don't remember me

[Verse 2]
Hey all you daughters that would rather die
Than trade that sugar for some pie in the sky
I'd like to wish you well
Some things you just can't sell
But if you drop your price
Make sure she treats you nice
And make sure it's worth the sacrifice

[Chorus]
I starred in that movie just the other night
The script was shaky but the plot was tight
I starred in that movie and it's plain to see
You don't remember me
Oh, I starred in that movie not too long ago
You might have seen me in the late late show
I starred in that movie and it's plain to see
You don't remember me

[Chorus]
I starred in that movie just the other night
The script was shaky but the plot was tight
I starred in that movie and it's plain to see
You don't remember me
Oh, I starred in that movie not too long ago
You might have seen me in the late late show
I starred in that movie and it's plain to see
You don't remember me