Betty And Her Friend

Now, June Bug told Dupree
That Betty was through with me
So I'm sitting by the phone
And I'm waiting all alone
For Betty, pretty Betty

Seems that the woman, she ain't got no clothes
And all of the money she had, she owes
Now I'm sitting by the phone
And I'm waiting all alone
For Betty, pretty Betty
Yeah!

Now Betty she got a girl friend
Her friend says "Anything that you need, I'll send"
But oh the woman, God, she loves to spend
She hit me up for all the money that I could lend
Now I'm sitting by the phone
I'm so worried about my loan
To Betty and her friend
Hey yeah!

I believed her when she told me that she'd call
Soon as her plane touched down in Nepal
You know, the woman, I guess she's gone
But I still got Betty's friend to keep me warm
Now I'm ripping out the phone
And I guess I should have known
About Betty, pretty Betty
Pretty Betty!

Now I'm ripping out the phone
And I guess I should have known
About Betty and her friend
Pretty Betty, yeah!

Pretty Betty
Pretty Betty
Pretty Betty, yeah, yeah, yeah
About Betty, pretty Betty
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah