I Renounce Verdukianism!

[Verse 1]
This room's so cold but I don't have the strength to get up and walk across the room
But even if I did, I couldn't pay the bills
So, I'll just watch the black slowly creeping on my hands
I didn't need those three fingers anyways

[Chorus]
So, merry Christmas, my dear
I hope that you're happy wherever you are
Singing carols so far away from here
You're opening presents, I'll be opening another bottle of holiday cheer

[Verse 2]
Another Christmas Eve spent in the emergency room is becoming some kind of sick fucking tradition
The only family gathered around my tree is a man who tried to take his life the night he lost his kids and wife

[Chorus]
So, merry Christmas, my dear
I hope that you're happy wherever you are
Singing carols so far away from here
You're opening presents, I'll be opening another bottle of holiday cheer

[Bridge]
This New Year's Eve, I'll probably just go home
Yeah, blackout before the ball drops
Hold my head underwater until my
Until my heart stops!

[Sax Solo]
I’ll lean in for a kiss, point to the mistletoe, and she’ll say hell no!

[Chorus]
So, merry Christmas, my dear
I hope that you're happy wherever you are
Singing carols so far away from here
You're opening presents, I'll be opening another bottle of holiday cheer