I Only Eat Candy

I, I don't kill
And I don't murder
Or manufacture atomic weapons
And I, don't eat meat
And I, don't eat vegetables
No-no-no!
Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy, my friend
Yeah I, I only eat candy
And I, I don't believe
No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus
And I don't worship Satan
No, not like Charlie and Steve
No-no-no!
Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
Yeah I, I only eat candy
Yeah!
I'm ANGRY
Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yes, I only eat candy my good friend
O I, I only eat candy
Yeah
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