I Never Will

[Verse 1]
I'll have a shower
And then phone my brother up
Within the hour
I'll smash another cup
Please don't start saying that
Or I'll start believing you
If I start believing you
I'll do what the atheists do

[Chorus]
I'll do what the atheists do
I can't even spell "rational"
One "t" or two?
Don't make me do
What the atheists do
Don't make me

[Verse 2]
Don't turn around
I won't have to look at you
And what's not found
Is all that I see in you
My manners are failing me
I'm left feeling ugly
And all that is horrible
I would but I never will

[Chorus]
I'll do what the atheists do
I can't even spell "rational"
One "t" or two?
Don't make me do
What the atheists do
Don't make me

[Verse 3]
I'm standing still
And you say I dress too well
Still standing still
I might, but it's hard to tell
Even a slight remark
Makes nonsense and turns to nought
Have I done something wrong?
I'm sure I've done something wrong