I’m Weird

[Chorus]
I feel I'm different, I been like that
And I never thought that you would ever feel like that
'Cause I'm weird, I'm weird, I'm weird like that that
And I ain't afraid to look into the mirror like that
I be jumping in the booth, man this is my home
And don't you interrupt me, 'cause I'm in my zone
Man I'm here, I'm here, I'm here like that
'Cause I'm weird, I'm weird, I'm weird like that

[Verse 1]
(Uh huh uh huh)
J-E-double-T-double-U-oh got a new flow
And they love the way I kick it like judo
Flow sharp to the T, Telemundo (uh huh uh huh)
And I do so, flow hotter than a new stove
Burn calories, two tone, you so out of this world, no Pluto
You so out of this ahh
You so truthful, to be honest, but I think your flow is sillier
Cool, but yo' girl love it, so I think you better feed me her
Put her on my team-i-er
I-team-my-fali-me-er
And take her off the corner, best believe that I will DB her
She say I'm so we-i-rd
I'm a little niggie, but you niggies are much teenier
I'm such a comed-i-er
Sicker than chlamyd-i-er, but never a van-i-rier
See the way he spittin', don't this shit sound so familiar
Really if you notice, I and one it, I be stroking
I'm so hotter than a toaster, bitch I'm golden like a token
And I give her my seven up, Sprite think I be Coke in
Either way you get it, she be soakin', bit-

[Chorus]
I feel I'm different, I been like that
And I never thought that you would ever feel like that
'Cause I'm weird, I'm weird, I'm weird like that that
And I ain't afraid to look into the mirror like that
I be jumping in the booth, man this is my home
And don't you interrupt me, 'cause I'm in my zone
Man I'm here, I'm here, I'm here like that
'Cause I'm weird, I'm weird, I'm weird like that

[Verse 2]
Uh, one time, one time for that nigga Jet 2
I live in a mind you couldn't fly to get to
I live in a mind state, over all the cities
With some pretty beezies with me
Bet I make 'em call my Chidi
Chidi bang, bang, niggie, no gang slang
But the world is such a itty bitty ball
And I run the city hall
I should run for mayor, bet I make her feel my campaign
John Locke her up and then beat it like the band, dang
Hustle like I'm tussling, flow sick, Robitussin 'em
Work 'til I can feed all of my peers, no Bubba Gump's
Flow wetter than camels, so I'm deserting the double humps
She so Fergalicious, nigga watch me pull a puddle stunt
Pull up in a huddle, Bedrock it, Barney Rubble
Team Rocket, Jesse, James, red rocket, NASA blaster
Now this nigga Jet's deranged, where's Rover? In a range
Ain't it strange, man I feel like I be flowing in a cage, nigga

[Chorus]
I feel I'm different, I been like that
And I never thought that you would ever feel like that
'Cause I'm weird, I'm weird, I'm weird like that that
And I ain't afraid to look into the mirror like that
I be jumping in the booth, man this is my home
And don't you interrupt me, 'cause I'm in my zone
Man I'm here, I'm here, I'm here like that
'Cause I'm weird, I'm weird, I'm weird like that

[Verse 3]
Go to sleep then catch a cold and
Wake up out of a coma
Get that ass bit up by cobras
Yo' blood is Coca-Cola
I'm a mad cat, word to Wrekless, ain't I looney TuNE?
Nice guys finish last, but yo' girl might just wanna do me soon
My life is so Riley, my thoughts are so Huey
My flow so wet, my lines can harbor the dock to the boon, see
But my actions are so Stewie, I'm trying to Family Guy
Got my dogs with me like Brian
And like Peter, y'all so stupid
But I've come to the conclusion that I'm just much stupider
Girlies go to college, then I take 'em all to Jupiter
But only the ones that be the shit like some poop in her
I make 'em shake it like I knew she had the Luke in her
Only bomb beezies like the nuke in her
I would pull a Tiger, but I never wanna deuces her (haha)
I would sing a love song if I knew the words
But this is all I learned, so in turn (ahh)

[Chorus]
I feel I'm different, I been like that
And I never thought that you would ever feel like that
'Cause I'm weird, I'm weird, I'm weird like that that
And I ain't afraid to look into the mirror like that
I be jumping in the booth, man this is my home
And don't you interrupt me, 'cause I'm in my zone
Man I'm here, I'm here, I'm here like that
'Cause I'm weird, I'm weird, I'm weird like that