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In a blink, Trinity was now alone in the middle of the town square
“Christmas Fairy?” Trinity called to the empty streets
Snow was falling heavily
As the church bells tolled the late hour
“Anyone? Hello!?”
Through the snow a shadowy figure appeared
Cloaked in black
The entity moved swiftly toward Trinity
Gliding across the street
“Please don‘t hurt me!”
“I’m rich, but I’ll change!”
A red hand reached out from the cloak
And pulled the hood from its head
“Hey girl, I’m the Reaper of Christmas Yet To Come!”
“Oh my god you’rе literally so scared, stop! I'm not herе to hurt you. I’m here to make you see what your future will be if you keep doing you, boo!”
Before she could answer
Trinity was pushed headfirst through a portal
Leading to— a graveyard
The Reaper pointed to an open grave
With a new headstone
“Oh, please don’t let this be Tiny Tammie,”
“Her? No! She’s very much alive,”
“Her life is boring and miserable, but she’s alive!”
Trinity’s voice began to shake
“Then whose...”
“It’s yours, silly!
“On the stone it’s written, Here Lies Trinity.”
And underneath was hand scratched:
“And nobody cares!”
As she read the words
She dropped to her knees, crying out
“Isn’t there anything I can do?”
“Why would you want to do anything?”
“Do you really believe that you can change?”
“Maybe you’re right”
There stood the Lord Almighty herself, God
The Reaper and God both wanted Trinity to join their side
Trinity was forced to decide the impossible- her fate
I’m Rich, But I’ll Change! was written by Drew Louis & Jason Snow.
I’m Rich, But I’ll Change! was produced by Drew Louis.
Trinity the Tuck released I’m Rich, But I’ll Change! on Fri Nov 17 2023.